Tim Dillon Is Going To Hell

Reach out to Tim if you were in Skull and Bones or any secret society. On this episode, Tim and Ray discuss whether the human era is over, performing for Skull and Bones, and real Hollywood activism like Lizzo being a truther. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tim goes off on people's sick obsession with pets, having Kyle Kashuv on the podcast, navigating the holidays sober, what December means to him, and the greatest Christmas movie of all time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tim ponders the move to Florida, relays his Malibu Thanksgiving nightmare, trashes The Irishman, and remembers the people of a great Long Island dive bar from which he came from. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tim gets picked up from LAX and rants in the car about Chik-Fil-A, Kanye West merging with Joel Osteen, and his deep respect for a corporate steakhouse. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Live from Dallas, Texas, it's Brendan Schaub joining Tim today. They talk his own path in comedy, Brendan's personal life, the future of social media, the first time he did stand up, and discuss some controversial questions near the end. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Shane Gillis joins Tim in New York to discuss the SNL controversy, and stick around for the 30 minute patreon teaser where Tim discusses his potential presidential campaign and how he would seduce David Hogg. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Live from the deck of the Safari Inn in Burbank, CA. Tim proposes comedy journalists should let him ghost write articles for them, and talks his high school Halloween shenanigans, getting stopped around LA trying to shoot the Epstein temple video, and what the perfect Long Island wedding would be. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tim returns from Florida to record in a hotel in Burbank. He talks tracking down the brownie boat at Twistee Treat, the time he went to rehab, podcasting at Pervert Park, and then stick around after the second advertisement to hear a 30 minute bonus from Tim at Ben's house the following day. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tim and Ray podcast and drive in this mega 3.5 hour two part episode in a minivan across Long Island. They go from the North Shore, to the shack that Ray grew up in, all while swapping stories and avoiding the police. Part two is patreon only. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tim recounts a winding tale through his past about the first time he tracked down his stolen phone, the future of the nation, and gets the record straight on people that make politics their personality. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tim talks going to Logan Paul's house, getting sober, how many of you need to get a life, and the funniest guy he's ever known. Live from the deck in Los Angeles. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Live from the deck once again, except this time there's a woman thrashing around in the bushes while they record. Tim goes off on Nextdoor racism, the beachbody pyramid scheme, and why he loves funerals. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tim tells wild stories about fat raccoons, defending George Bush while coked up, and talks Chelsea Handler's new documentary on Netflix. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Patreon link below for bonus episodes. Live from New York, its Tim and Ray Kump in one of the greatest episodes to date. They try to call Better Help, recap a bizarre missed connection, and look back at a life wasted. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Patreon link for bonus episodes below. Tim rants beneath the LA sky on a hot summer night. He smokes and talks about loveless couple's Instagram vacations, Meghan McCain, the future of Tim's comedy career, and a very wise man from his past. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Patreon link below for bonus episodes. Live from the deck, Tim shares his wisdom on how to gain popularity in school and rise the ranks in society, even though most of you are probably shot. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Patreon is up! Link below! This week Tim broadcasts from the garage at 2 in the morning to talk about Songland, a funny idea he pitched with Mullen that got rejected, and yet another altercation at Swinger's Diner. It's war now. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Patreon is up! Link below! Tim broadcasts from the deck and argues why it's virtuous to never tell the truth, rants on the Jeffrey Epstein case, and offers an apology to the Your Mom's House Network. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tim broadcasts from a bed in San Diego this week. He wants to smoke a rock with Marianne Williamson, offers a second look at OJ Simpson, and talks one of the great mythological figures in life, the fat girl with the very clean car. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Live from the porch! Tim goes off on people going to Disney World, smoking weed in your mid-thirties, and his parent's divorce. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices