Brilliant Observations

Friends in need level-jump their testicle-and-lady-part questions straight over Melissa’s head in an attempt to get to Dr. Stuart. Her advice? If you’re taking two days to eat an orange, you’re doing something wrong. Join us as we eviscerate all the cheeses, catchup on the beach house hunt and debate the horrors of wedgie-inducing underpants. Weigh in on the thong-vs-boy short-vs-nudist debate at @ListenBrilliant, @BrillObsSquad, www.BrilliantObservations.com, or BrilliantObservations@gmail.com. Find swag at TeePublic.com/BrilliantObservations, or support us at Patreon.com/BrilliantObservations. Be kind. We’re snowed in. It’s the “Melissa hates everything orange” episode, as Missy dives head first into the mystery of Sumo oranges, “orange” American cheese (breathe slowly, it’s ok), government loaf cheese, Velveeta “cheese”…and the list rages on. Amy swings by college for a quick “life will be OK” visit, while Melissa Instacarts family-sized sushi during two feet of snow. Missy spills the latest on the beach h