Simon Mayo's Confessions

This week's tales include a priest in a predicament, a brazen baking bribe, assembly antics, and a retail return ruse. Simon teases Matt and Bobbie with the 'non-compliant confessions' and the weekly 'Podcast Postbox' has been emptied once again. Plus this week's classic tale is unearthed from Confessions Crypt and it might just be one of the most shocking confessions ever! If you have a Confession or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective, then email confessions@bbc.co.uk