Being Jim Davis

Big fuckin' day, listeners. Big. Fuckin'. Day. You thought the introduction of Lyman would change things? Admit it, that's what you thought. "I totally think the introduction of Lyman will change things." Those were your precise thoughts. Well, frankly, valued listener, you were an idiot to think that. A total and complete buffoon. Because today, listener, things will really change for Garfield. And not just because of some itinerant mustache weirdo.Big fuckin' day indeed.Today's strip: