Being Jim Davis

In today's action-packed issue of Being Jim Davis, a broad range of important topics fall under the serpentine tendrils of your erudite hosts, including temporal anomalies, Lyman's bizarre substance abuse history, whether or not Jon Arbuckle is intended to represent actress Andie MacDowell, and I don't know; I guess the Oxford comma? Look, I don't get paid to write these things, ok? Today's strip