Cry-borg 009

We're joined by Tessa for episode 29: "The Blue Earth"! In this episode, 005 goes to his former home and fights the planet, who is a cat.  Topics discussed include ska concert parallels, play the Shrek song, the duality of concert-goers, fabric hell and dildo emporiums, sausage stand bag check, Sean goes off on hard cider, Kozumi is missing, a pup named 002, liver fistfight, free range oil, the telltale pile-driver, the most unlikable character, some weird straight animal, tomato asmr, dead bland husband, daily pokemon movie VHS watch, boobs up the wazoo, 005 has a religious experience in the velvet room, 1v1 me bro,ans  punching all the garbage into space. Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270  Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpers