Porg Chatter

The fuck? I'm not even IN this episode! Some Asterios Kokkinos Podcast Factory this turned out to be...here's the description from the Mother of Porgs herself, Siranche: * * *  Hello! It's Srirancha, coming to you with a brand new episode of Porg Chatter--featuring the one and only Minnesota lawyer Nick Rekieta. You've been asking for it! You've been begging for it! You've been relentlessly harassing me on Twitter for it! Much like actual porgs, you've been screeching into the void until I break down like an exhausted parent and just give you what you want. Prepare to get very excited when you see that notification pop up and then be immediately disappointed because you've built this episode up in your brain to be so hysterical that it will put you into a coma.  Is this what you wanted? Are you entertained? Are you happy? Does this make you happy? Do you love this shit? Are you high right now? Do you ever get nervous? Are you single? Anyways, listen to me and Rackets briefly discuss porg law and then proceed