Ooo That Burns Podcast

As lockdown continues, Mamma, Tyler, and Bre gather in the innermost sanctum of their quarantine bunker and discuss Quibi, the sims and weirdo god complexes, chick news, what/when you would be if you could, and the oft visited topic of old people bed time. Join us, at an appropriate social distance of course!

In this definitely not infectious episode we talk about the ever present threat of Mexican beer, the availability and questionable necessity of feminine products, Corona lite , Christmas prep, the Kung Flu, a "what are you wearing?" segment, and the elusive nature and abundance of farts. Enjoy our definitely not near to death adventure!

In this interesting episode guess who survives that talk? TYler starts the discussion with the 1st Amendment, then we move on to Leap year and Daylight savings discussions, and end the talk with Murder Porn. Boring? I think not!

In this pre-Valentines Day episode things start off weird, get more weird, get kind of normal, and end in a weird kind of puddle of abnormality. Along the way Momma Burns and Tyler talk about the holiday, vampires, germs, the holiday again, superheroes, taxes, and the holiday. Join us for the least romantic half hour outside of West Virginia!

Ooooo a mystery episode! Really though we have somehow misplaced our magical book of secrets and things we talked about just now (tm), so enjoy!

Bad news folks, or maybe good news depending on how the last one went, but here's another one of those episodes where we forgot to record what we talked about. So mystery time here folks, lesgo!

In this episode Mamma Burns and Tyler once again visit the topic of Tylers pet peeves, in an unconnected manner they also discuss social liars, dating differences, and the pressing issue of which superhero we would bang if they had to use their power the whole time. We know which one you really want to hear about, but do us a favor and at least let the whole thing play . 

In this episode Mamma Burns and Tyler discuss women's sports, the appropriate way to compensate inferior athletes, 'animal people', the disgusting spider like being that is a crayfish, hangnails and self care, and our eye doctor adventures. Enjoy!

Enjoy what can only be assumed is our much belated July 4th episode ? Maybe? honestly we aren't really sure what happened in this one. ooo a mystery :)

This episode features the return of Twin B Taylor! She, Momma Burns, and Tyler discuss the favorite child redux, dance mania, new slang, adult "asthma", accents, Roll Tide, and of course our usual general silliness. So folks.... ROLL TIDE.... period

In this episode we debate about straight pride, a dropped topic, the missing wet wipes and then there is Mama Burns Rock painting. We move on to men's fingernails and people who have too much self care. Join us in this 18th fun filled episode!

This, our first microaggression free episode, features Momma Burns and Tyler talking about male gossip, Trix cereal, some general nonsense, and the ongoing hometown vs where are you from debate. Lets just jump into it .

In this episode, not only do Momma Burns and Tyler have a conversation, they also fight against the ever present background of dog snores and weird floppy jowled lip licking. That conversation happened to include live action and the evils of Disney, gender neutral clothing shops, peoples ever present stupidity, and the relative benefits of shame and guilt. Also Momma mentioned how trash the state of Minnesota is, while Tyler continues to spout the great truth that is Ireland. 

In this Post Easter Bunny Assault (aka Zombie Jesus) episode Momma Burns and Tyler talk about wedding announcements, baby clothes, dream jobs, kid rent and the atrocity that is 'Glamping'. 

In this episode Momma Burns and Tyler take on the big myth of fortune cookies, ridiculous phone games, how absolutely everyone knows literally nothing about anything they've ever talked about, and when its okay to bend the rules. Come along on this magic carpet ride of absurdity. 

In this bonus episode Momma and Tyler talk with Uncle Gary about the bystander effect, conspiracies, and most importantly, how no one has ever been to the moon. Enjoy an extra one on us !

Alrighty so in this episode we went mobile and recorded in the car and, audio problems aside, managed to have an interesting conversation about plastic surgery, anesthesia, and yet more pet peeves.

In this episode Mamma Burns and Tyler review Mamma's recent exotic vacation, how that's connected to The Walking dead, What President Mamma Burns would do with the nukes, and who exactly is in charge of which airplane windows. Join us on our wind down to reality, or as close as we ever get to it :-)

In this episode Momma Burns and Tyler cover Titties & Tears (the female ticket avoidance method), whether we should spay and/or neuter people, constructive criticism, Momma's TV addiction and video game. Join us for the ridiculousness!

In this Episode we have a very special guest, Taylor, the twin to Tyler. She brings with her relationship questions, do's dont's, and what-not. This is a fun filled episode where we definitely do not agree on some things. Hope you Enjoy!!