Noobs And The Whovian

The Doctor has a Daughter. That IRL is his wife. Making the fifth Doctor the Tenth Doctor’s Father-in-law. This is getting confusing. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com or facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Our next Timey Wimey episode is in a few weeks and will cover Harry Potter: The Prisoner Azkaban. We’ll be covering the movie, not the book. You can get your copy at Amazon. If you use these links, your experience won’t change at all but you’ll be helping to support Noobs and the Whovian. Harry Potter: The Prisoner Azkaban - https://amzn.to/2CzJKA7 Get caught up with this two-movie combo set of The Sorcerer’s Stone and The Chamber of Secrets - https://amzn.to/2Cnou06

A familiar foe from the Doctor’s past returns: The Sontarans! We have fun discussing potatoes, the UN, and existential crises. Join us won’t you? You can find us at facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend.

A story about the Ood. How nice. It’s not like they’re trying to kill people again or anything because the Mother Brain is trapped and the circle must be broken so the Ood can be free. Yeah nothing like that. You can find us at facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend.

This special bonus episode is all about the TARDIS' translation matrix. How does it work? Is it consistent? Is it just the writers being lazy? Let us know what you think! Find us at noobsandthewhovian.com and Facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian or email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com and give us your opinions.

This is Donna’s first adventure in the TARDIS, and she either landed in Rome or Epcot. One or the other. But they find out they’re actually in Pompeii… on volcano day. The Doctor eventually uses some mind-bending timey-wimey stuff and blows up Pompeii. You can find us at facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend.

Alien babies made of human fat. Created by an alien nurse. From human fat. This is just a bit disturbing. You can find us at facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend.

Our First Classic Who episode! After much waiting we are covering the episode An Unearthly Child. It’s a great episode and is the first ever one. Use our affiliate link here for a seven day free trial to BritBox were you can watch it and we get some of the money for no extra fee. amzn.to/2SGRERg Visit us at noobsandthewhovian.com and facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com.

It’s the end of the Series and that means time for some recapping. We has the best stuffs and the worst stuffs all compiled into a list of stuffs. Also for the first time, we have listener input to go along with it. Go get your Britbox subscription started so you'll be ready for the Classic Who episode next week! Get a 7-day free trial at amzn.to/2SGRERg Visit us at noobsandthewhovian.com and facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com.

This time the Doctor gets to meet… The Doctor? So here’s an interesting one for you, as the Tenth Doctor meets the Fifth Doctor which is apparently is the Tenth Doctor’s Doctor, and my brain hurts now. You can check out the episode at https://vimeo.com/307123867 if it hasn’t been taken down. Go get your Britbox subscription started so you'll be ready for the Classic Who episode next week! Get a 7-day free trial at https://amzn.to/2SGRERg Visit us at noobsandthewhovian.com and facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com.

Welcome to Timey Wimey #4! This time we’re not doing a Doctor Who episode, but instead the long-awaited Santa Clause 3. Time travel and Christmas rolled into one. But how good is the time travel? Find out with our entirely-too-in-depth analysis.

It’s the Titanic. In SPACEEEE! And you know what the Titanic is good at. Wiping out entire planets, and crashing. Oh, and there’s an inbetweenquel from Last of the Time Lords and Voyage of the Damned called Time Crash. Visit us at noobsandthewhovian.com and facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian.com and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com.

Hey, it’s a three parter. Three hours of Doctor Who fun! And we have a new foe. Well… actually just new to us. The Master has taken over the world and plans to take over the universe. Since the Doctor is old and wrinkly now only Martha can save the world. How? With the power of Tinkerbell… I mean thought or something.

It’s finally here! The Noobs and the Whovian discuss one of the best Who episodes of all time: Blink. Join us as we go in depth on the wibbly wobbly timey wimey… stuff and exactly what makes the Weeping Angels so amazing.

Just when we had started getting over the Empty Child, Doctor Who went a gave us an even creepier character: John Smith! No wait, Baines was a little creepier actually. Hop on the Wibbly Wobbly Train as we explore Human Nature & The Family of Blood and dive deep into the very meaning of self-identity. Be sure to vote in our Classic Who rewatch poll at https://www.facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian/ As always, send us your feedback by commenting below, emailing us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com, or messaging us at Facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian.

Burn with me. Burn with me! Oh sorry, just clearing my throat. Definitly not some sort of sun parasite thing taking over my body. The Doctor’s gonna have to work fast to get through all these plot holes before they crash into a sentient sun. We also rant a lot in this episode.

A man by the name of Lazarus has decided to change what it means to be mortal. On the brink of death he figures out how to rejuvenate himself some seventy odd years (Oh Lazarus! Ha ha! I see what you did there). Unfortunately he also becomes part giant fleshy scorpion with a (sorta) Lazarus like face. Join us as we discuss The Lazarus Experiment.

It’s another episode in New York! It’s another episode with pig aliens! It’s another episode with Daleks! Are you as tired of the Daleks as we are? Do you think we’re crazy for being tired of the Daleks? Come here us rant about them, while also giving them a fair shake, and then give us your input.

Welcome back to New New New New New New New New New New New New New New New York in the year 5000000053. Turns out that the entire planet was ravaged by the plague and now the only people left are the people on the Motorway who have been stuck in a 24-year traffic jam.

First space zombies, ghosts, werewolves, gargoyles, vampires and now witches. It’s kinda ridiculous at this point. At any rate space monsters or not, tune in to hear clean laughs and more.

New companion! New aliens! New series! Join us as we crack open a brand new Doctor Who and discuss Series 3, Episode 1: Smith & Jones.