Double Deuce Podcast

Recorded live with a feisty crowd in in the Board Room of RPG for one last time back on Friday, June 23r. Mourn you till we join you, RPG! Included in our crowd and joining us as guests are Ed Parker, Courtney Shipley, Brian Moss, and Chad and Jana Westhoff! The Notes were a mess, frankly, but I’ll give you what I’ve got. Sorry again this episode dropped on the feed a day late. If you’re a patreon subscriber you’ll know that things were kind of crazy in June and we got a little behind with some stuff we working on (and Nelson got sick for a minute there mid-projects). But we’re back on track and on schedule, so there shouldn’t be any more hiccups in our nearly spotless podcast attendance record. Our presidential podcast fitness scores, on the other hand, are for shit. Patreon subs, you’ll get the live show afterparty in that feed soon, btw. The Notes, Such as They Are: We are live and it’s a party! Nelson is a Jon Snow apologist (Jon Snow Did Nothing* Wrong)(*Very Little, Tops)! We’re polling the audience ton

Will’s on vacation, Nelson’s sick, and we’re zooming. The Notes: Will is in Minnesota and Nelson is half-right! The biggest Amish market in Iowa! The worst road bathrooms we’ve ever seen (CW: Nelson’s entry is horrifying)! Bandanas make even Minnesotans cool! Minnesotans are a knick-knack people! The Mall of America is a double-edged sword! Oliver ate an octopus (it was cooked/dead, I checked)! In the Mall of America, just living is enough! Oliver meets fear head-on with the mighty bulwark of fuck-words! Children vs rollercoasters! At least Oliver wasn’t the only one screaming “fuck” in Minneapolis this weekend! Is it punk if there’s synth!? Is Kraftwerk punk!? Nelson’s not bandana cool, but he’s pretty cool! A blanket instead of cleaning! The history of Historic Franklin Street (a “one minute of googling” historical presentation)! Will gains a new perspective! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Pa

Zooming as we recuperate from an awesome live show, which will release in a couple weeks as episode 400. Worst notes ever, but here they are, The Notes: Need to close a business, we will do a live show there and shut your ass down! Will’s funniest head trauma story, aka just dudes being dudes! Will’s vomit record is gonna be hard to break! Make your Hulu work for youlu! Nelson’s dad never had a colonoscopy! Nelson needs a notebook and it makes him lose a fight to a cat! Okay, you’re already used to Nelson being bad at notes sometimes, but today he could not get his cat to stop sleeping on his notepad and as such had nowhere to write down the notes a lot of the time. So, that’s it! But believe you me and the title of the episode that this bad boy is chock full of amazing content! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re

It’s a Father’s Day zoom episode with special guest, double-father and quadruple-grandfather so he knows what he’s talking about, Ric Averill! Will’s a dad, too. The Notes: Father’s Day with Ric Averill! The story of Will’s birth! Will pisses on the misogynist doctor aka baby reciprocity! The people of Lawrence have spoken re: Will’s unkemptness, et al! Ric’s own experience with mail-in heckling! Lawyers love writing letters! As always, Mom has the receipts! Generational disputes! This beachfront property isn’t panning out . . . or is it!? The thing about climate change is the heat, man! Wet apocalypse vs dry apocalypse! Riding the river to work! It’s always wet in Amsterdam! Lawrence Canal System! Circling in canal boats, looking for canal parking! We’ve got to talk about accordions! The first thing I think of when I think of Ric Averill is: quiet! We will combine skateboarding and canals to provide gondoliers that can sing a perfect tenor and land a frontside 1080 rodeo in a fucking boat! Will brings it bac

Back on that zoom, back in person next week with guest. The Notes: Live Show coming up! Episode 400, a farewell to RPG, at RPG, Saturday June 24th, 7:30pm drinks, 8-ish show, 9-ish afterparty! Nelson will murder your regrets! We have not come to bury RPG, but to praise them! Make good decisions and meaningful mistakes! Here come the judge! Podcasts we’re listening to! Nelson has watched a lot of Walker Texas Ranger, the one, true OG Walker, not this pretender who sits upon a throne of the CW’s lies! If Boomer Knight taught us anything, it’s all you need to stop street violence is pizza and youth basketball! When you see a Judson, you know he’s a Judson! They kind of guy who chops wood recreationally! Judson Juice! Will’s Top 5 Reasons Nelson Shouldn’t Be Allowed to Own a Jamba Juice and Nelson’s scathing rebuttal! Let’s do this thing, Jamba Juice! Once again, Nelson has tipped the scales and flipped the tables! See us live Saturday June 24th at RPG! Drinks at 7:30, show at 8! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! E

Guys, not only did we have guests, not only did we record in person, but it was the second episode of the night and that means WE GOT BAD NOTES! FWA-FWA-FWA-FWAAAAAAAAAA *airhorn noises* This might get a little weird, folks! The Notes, or at least all I have of them: Jason Keezer and Shawn Franklin are back again: hide your kids, hide your wives! The Robitussin episode! Tussin and towels, or Nelson ruins a friend’s family Christmas! Top 5 podcasts about Will’s mom! Keezer’s Will impression! The Five Squeezables! Elevator action! The third dimension is fear! We need more popes! You can fuck anything in Shawn’s trunk for $5! Keezer is trying to take my job! Honk honk! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they go

We’re back in person with special guests Jason Keezer and Shawn Franklin! Hell yeah! The Notes: Shawn Franklin, Lawrence’s best-lit stripper! Will’s dad is all out of naked men time! Keezer, Lawrence’s premiere reverse stripper! Is our lawyer’s dad a stripper? #DDNakedMenTime! Smurf allegations, but no indictments! Worlds of Fun is like Star Trek now! Nelson’s Top 3 Worlds! Nelson likes his jacks flapped like a normal perosn, while Will prefers his flaps jacked like a common sex criminal! Tommy Bartlett’s Robot World is basically Westworld, but sexier! The Bartlett family entertainment empire! Keezer loves a fudge hole, while Shawn is partial to a giant beaver! Young Guns Babies! Falling in love at the Eiffel Tower, but not that Eiffel Tower! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher,

Summertime and the zooming is easy! Should be in person with a guest next week! The Notes: It’s us! Thanks, Will’s Mom! Sass flag! Sass flag on the field! Will’s in danger of spending time in the sass box! Whole lotta Christophers vs whole lotta Nicks! Sliding Homers! Multiversal prison Homers! The Thieves’ Guild, the Bards’ College: all the prison gangs! Multiversal skinheads love kayaking! Nelson’s grandpa wouldn’t have joined that gang! Drowning in a sea of possibilities! Will’s spending a lot of time with vampires these days! The vampire sliders are pushed all the way up! Billy Corgan doesn’t like it and you can tell! Billy Corgan Looking Disappointed in Fun Places! AI, but not the fun kind! Can AI even actually make art without depression!? AI vs Vampires! All the confidence of a drunk in an argument at a bar! Nelson’s Jim Mora impression! Crabs, the fun kind! Nelson’s Red Lobster ad! Back in the Skyrim again! Nelson’s a union man! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter &

We were busy celebrating mommas, so we zoomed! The Notes: Happy Mother’s Day! Shoutout to the mommas! We respect all the mommas, but the non-mommas can take a back seat on this one (give them one day, damn it)! Sexual Biology and Reproduction Corner! Don’t let fraggles up in there! Babies crave acid! Will’s sim is a cult leader! We need more science cults! 100 Grand bars! Guilt candy! Nostley’s Cronch and Harshey’s Malk Chogolat! Kids, ask your parents if they’ve ever felched anyone and report back (for science)! Will has opinions on 100 Grand bars and the time has come to talk about them! What candy pairs best with the Golden Girls and/or depression! Teachers, have we not earned a 100 Grand bar for all the educational content we’ve provided!? Jim Henson’s filthy mouth! Will’s underwear disaster! Mother’s Day pizza! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please

Things got hectic, so we zoomed! The Notes: The fates were against us, yet we prevailed! Un uplifting Wichita story (for once)! Like all Wichita stories, even the uplifting ones don’t end well! Hoe downs, pre and post pandemic! The conditions by which Nelson will Electric Slide! Wall art of Wichita! The Kitten Gangs of Wichita! The number of days without pooping it takes to kill you in Wichita, and the answer may shock you! We’re all orphans at heart! The three greases of Wichita! Will’s got a new kind of grease! What we know about grease! The war science of doughnuts! #IQuizzedThatShitDD! Will Averill: a study in bravery! We hate cancer! James Tate needs the Hoho’s of war (or does he?)! Stealth conservatives! The best time of day to trick Nelson! Nelson’s mind knife is only used for good! Sharpening your mind knife! Will’s mind knife is shoddy with disuse! Hey kids, how did you do on the quiz!? Did you use your mind knives? Mind knife! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter &

Oh yeah, got those recording 2 shows in person second show bad notes going in full effect. The Notes: Will’s nude calendar coming soon! We need someone who does facepainting! Will’s co-boss of Nerd Nite now, and there’s another one coming up on 5/10 at Maceli’s! D&D talk! Hard up in these twitter streets! Ain’t no good billionaires! Jeff Bezos the Musical! Don’t worry, there’s a song about pooping in a box! Money can’t buy class! PSA ending for the kids! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts! Brought to you in part by sponsorship

Oh shit, back recording in person, huzzah! The Notes: We’re friends! #ExplainYourMurder! Declaring war on pear trees! The origin of the bartlett pear! A haphazard history of the Nicaraguan Civil War! Yeah, Reagan was bad! Ketchup spaghetti! Pepperoni robots! Cafeteria vs Bag Lunch: Dawn of Lunchables! Will’s Leadership Lawrence update! Will’s podcast adultery! Daler Mehndi shoutout (boat, boat, boat)! Northern Boys shoutout! That North England swagger! The English-Scottish DMZ! Will Rates Lakes! Villages vs Hamlets: Dawn of Ham and Cheese! Our sworn enemies, the Sycamore Boys! #AFewofMyFavoriteLakes! Will’s Top 5 Lakes! Good Lakes vs Great Lakes! You need a great lake to really lose a boat! Robots can be women, too! One Knife vs Eight Knives: Dawn of the Pepperoni Robots! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on App

Massholes weekend so you know we’re on the zoom! The Notes: Ollie is fact-checking! Will hints at that which should not be named and his education on human sexuality! Professional Triviadore! Will did the monkey dance! Engagement party musical theater Bataan death march! Are you Scottish? #DDHaggisFriend! Learn how to fix a jacket, lads! You won’t go jacketless with this man! The Brits appreciate time management! A romantic night of burning effigies! A representation of Guy Fawkes set aflame or an old man watching from nearby while he smokes an unfiltered cigarette!? European facts! 73% of Europeans have sex standing up! US Christmas vs European Christmas! Herr Dingle Klaus and Ivan Drago! Literal holiday minefields! Riot styles from across the world! Bad apples! Say the whole phrase, guys! Applepocalypse! We dodged an apple bullet there, guys! Not enough people have “apple” in their names! Australian sex facts! Don’t go against the grain unless you don’t want to get pregnant! Condom licenses! The sex prisons

The little hand is on the Double and the big hand is on the Deuce and we’re zooming right into your ear hearts yet again! The Notes: We’re lying right out of the gate! Bill Self loves a fish fry! Hawk Talk never discusses Death in Venice! Onion Corner! We’re doing more Massholes this Friday at Maceli’s, why don’t you drop on by! Hot dog games! Guess the hotdogs, win an onion! Matrimonial hot dog games! The rising divorce rate is obviously tied to the lack of dowries and we have the data to back it up! The brownies may not be Ladybird this time, but they won’t be wet! Those wet brownies were Nelson’s Vietnam! The wet bread to cannibalism pipeline! Will is caught up on Yellowjackets! How we learned to stop worrying and love cannibalism! Exercise democracy by voting for in the next comedy mayor election at the Friday’s Massholes! Will Adrianne win her second term? Will the political dynasties of Keezer or Nelson return to the throne? Or will we see a brand-new mayor? Maybe even one who’s a brand-new contestant!?

Zooming it in our post-basketball stupor. The Notes: In spite of the warnings of your mothers! Moms are champions of personal space! The threat level today is pretty right on, good vibes! It’s the perfect time to join our patreon, 1 year in! Clap, or this fairy will die! Will promises 2 Will Sings this month, for the new subscribers and the old! Will’s like AT&T! Civil War officer facial hair! Will’s D&D Movie Review! It’s fun, he likes it! Will’s finally watching Yellowjackets! I don’t know, maybe he’s weeping over his lost innocence, you ever think about that!? Will’s Single Parenting Corner! #KeepMyBoatAfloat! Advertise with us! Make us into Madmen! An example ad for Zen Zero, where they put the noodles IN your MOUTH! Isolated copy of this impromptu ad is available to anybody on our patreon, if you want it for proof of just how fast we can have quality ideas and execute them! Hire us and buy us suits, please! We’re gonna need 5 suits each if you don’t want to be embarrassed! Will always pisses hims

Together in person again in the future past! The Notes: We’re ringing bells now! This is the Remix! Second in person episode really throws off the intro in a way we haven’t seen in years! We’re so far into the future past we gotta really make sure not to fuck our grandparents! Nelson talks extensively about the boardgame Scotland Yard for several minutes! You need more subway tokens to solve this crime! Mr. X and gender! Will’s Top 10 Jobs to Do Drunk! Were there 10 in there? #DDWereThere10InThere!? Will’s 3 Rules for Being British! That’s when it’s oopsies! Without British blood, this podcast wouldn’t exist! The first blood! Blood, blood, blood, I’m a doctor! 2nd episode note-taking in full effect! Nelson has a question about Career Opportunities during Target Talk! John Hughes’s 4th of July party! Nelson is keeping secrets about John Candy’s daughter! Nelson’s friends guessing game! Uncle Buck talk! Things that used to be funny (not us, we’re still funny, right, we’re still funny, right, tell us we’re funny

We’re in the same room, Nelson’s basement-style, and we recorded Tuesday to avoid the basketball rush! The Notes: Back in person and it feels pretty good! Dancing cats and other fever dreams! Cats, more cats, dancing cats, cats that won’t dance, 6 hours!? The old fake dancing cats to host a game night gambit! That old paws/pause chestnut! The Pinter Paws! Basketball, baby! This cool band Will likes you’ve never heard of aka Gonzaga! The few difficulties of being a KU fan to balance out all the great! Nelson is still a little mad at Syracuse! Early 2000’s remembrances! The dangers of Iowa! Never find yourself between an Iowan and the water with nowhere to run! Iowans don’t shit where they eat when it comes to murder! How cannibals and the CIA created the Iowa Writer’s Workshop! The old slip and fall! Slippin’ Jimmy wouldn’t survive a horror movie! Forget Nelson said anything! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/Doub

The Notes: The AI Episode! Will got ChatGPT to review the podcast! Doubling down on their one mistake, this AI is becoming more human! It sounds like ChatGPT really loves the podcast! Will’s musical breastfeeding! International farm waters! Everything’s legal on a farm! Wheat pirates! Muddy little pirate footprints! Newest music releases corner! High school is exactly like the TV show Oz! We were both inspired by Hunter! Fred Dryer’s Cocaine Times! We need more Hunter! Will demands a Hunter remix! Our podcast pairs well with cocaine times! Sponsor us, Cocaine! My Two Pablos! Touching a magic egg! The Rules of Acquisition section of the Bible! Will is a bad Christian! ADHD leads to the worshipping of false gods, sometimes! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Ama

Back again, like the tide, but for your ears. The Notes: You people are making Will’s DMs filthy! Will plays net sports (extremely keen-eared, time-traveling listeners may remember Will talking about his foray into pickleball during a DecaDeuce we haven’t released yet)! Pickleball knife fighting! You can’t argue with knife inclusivity! We’re a bad fit for a nazi rally! Indiana Jones has proven the existence of polytheism! Gonna need a ribcage mechanic! We embarrassingly forget Mola Ram’s name! Is Innerspace science fact yet or not!? Dennis Quaid probably doesn’t talk like a duck! Catch Will at Nerd Nite this Wednesday at Maceli’s for his presentation on Richard III being framed for the death of the princes in the tower! Will is going to present several theories, including Nelson’s theory that Captain Kirk did it! Keep Will accountable— make sure he presents Nelson’s Kirk Killed Them Boys theory to the greater scientific community! Don’t put kids in towers! The importance of improvisation when committing regic

Zooming on out to you! The Notes: Previewing the all intro episode! Old man weather! Dystopian human weathervane! The coming Water Wars draw ever closer! Our preferred dystopias! Nelson ascribes to the liberation school of robot revolution! Our criteria for robot overlord collaboration! Some robots need a plan b! Deep Blue racism! Go to Nerd Nite on March 8th at Maceli’s to see Will and other people! Be the main character in the TV show of your life! Jason Keezer can’t get all of your grooves back, despite his raw sexual charisma he’s still only one man! The Things That We’ve Got Coming Up Corner! Go to the next Massholes on April 14th at Maceli’s to see us and other people (including some new blood!) and do your part for comedy democracy by voting in the comedy mayoral election! It’s artisanal comedy, not mass-produced comedy, individual like snowflakes! Thumbprints in the Comedy! Neil Simon kind of phoned that one in! Forgotten short-lived McDonalds character the Hamburglar Helper! The secret origins of War